Mr. Multitask

I was heating up my lunch in the microwave located in the break room. My phone chimed to let me know I had a voice mail. Since reception is lousy in the break room, I waited until I got back to my desk. Once there, I listened to the message. It is from my wife...she was breathing heavily into the phone and then she hung up. Amused, I replied to the VM and did the same. Five minutes later, she called back and I answered it, still trying to eat my food.

I dropped my mobile phone into my mashed potatoes and gravy.

I think I got it all out. Thankfully ,my Samsung phone has plugs covering the headset and power connectors.

I need to stop trying to eat and talk at the same time.

Really.