Tuesday, February 15, 2005

White Cop + Black Parade + Yellow Banana = Racism

You can no longer eat fruit in public. If you do, SOMEONE may get offended. People please. This crap has got to stop. Had the man been acting in a overtly anti-black, racially charged way, I would be the first to want him put on corrective action.

I love bananas. They are my favorite. I also like mangos, pineapple, kiwi, apples, cherries, grapes, plantains, oranges and all kinds of berries. I guess I should be careful eating those in public as well. I might offend Islanders, women, Romans, virgins, Latinos, and rural folk.

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